Yeah. Many Girls are obsessed with Rob Pattinson a.k.a Edward Cullen of Twilight. "Bitten by a vampire syndrome". And I admit, I got bitten too. hehe. So Anyway, here are some ways on how to annoy Edward Cullen.

1. Go up to him in the hall at school. Think loudly, 'Edward Cullen. This is your conscience. Leave Bella and go out with me.'
2. Bake him a birthday cake...with 107 candles. Make frequent jokes about his being "over the hill"
3. Give him a puppy named Sprinkles.
4. When asked what to do with Sprinkles, hand him a straw and exclaim "Go for it, Tiger!"
5. Make him watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Mouth the word "Cedward!" in his general direction.
6. Ask questions like "How about them Chudley Cannons?", or "So...who's this Cho I keep hearing about?" When he "refuses" to answer, say you'll be rooting for Harry.
7. During his piano serenades, yell "Play some Skynyrd!!" in a racous voice.
8. Have phone conversations with other fictional vampires. When asked, tell him "Lestat says hi!", "Oh Mick, gotta go. HE'S here." or "Sup Krava-Krave? How things kickin with Selene?"
9. Have "We Appreciate Mythology" days with the pack and the Cullens. Fervently discuss how we need to "be on better terms with Nessie".

Good Luck Cullenians!